Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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