i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
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Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
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Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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