Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
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please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
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holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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