butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
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