It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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