So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
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