Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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