you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Randomize
