dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
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Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
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$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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