he puts the penis in happiness.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
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