i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
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you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
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My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Randomize