Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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