Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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