i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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