i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
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He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
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There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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