I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
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I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
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I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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