I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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