I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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