Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
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me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
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Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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