Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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