why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
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I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
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I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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