once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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