I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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