like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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