I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
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