Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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