I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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