My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
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The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
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sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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