are you still at the devil's house?
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
did i just pee glitter
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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