im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
The ass gains better be worth it
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