I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
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Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
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You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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