How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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