she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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