I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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