Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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