Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
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apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
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I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
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