I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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