I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
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the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
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Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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