Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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