im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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