Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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