at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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