She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
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I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
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If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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