There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
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Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
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He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
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