Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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