After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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