you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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