i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
The adults are the big ones right?
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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