just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
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She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
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Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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