I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
Randomize
