found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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