you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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